In the Woods: Chapter 4
Camera Off
I have a Bigfoot costume. I bought it online for $35. It looks fake close to the camera, but it looks real far away.
When I make more money, I will buy a better costume.
Mo is still at home. She won’t come in the woods anymore. Most dogs love bones. Why was she scared of the bones in the barn?
I will make the video alone. There is a big rock. I can set my camera on it.
I will run behind the barn. I will make a lot of noise. I will take the chicken bones and throw them at the camera. My followers will all believe it.
Okay, time to make a new Bigfoot video. This costume is itchy!
Camera On
(Stomping loudly and making Bigfoot sounds.) Arrrrrrrrrgh. Grrrrrrrrrr!
(Running and hiding behind the barn.) Arrrgh. Grrr!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Who are you?
Stop, stop!