In the Woods: Chapter 5
Camera On
Yo, yo, yo! This is Andrew. Welcome to my YouTube channel, “In the Woods.”
Guys, I need to tell you something.
I made it up. The stories about Bigfoot are lies.
The “blood” in my video was ketchup. I wore a costume. It was all fake.
I’m sorry for making you believe in Bigfoot.
The truth is: The data centers made me do it. The data centers wanted to make people scared. If people are scared of Bigfoot, they will not come in the woods. Then, the data companies can build more data centers in the woods.
The data centers are wrong. They are bad.
There is no Bigfoot. Don’t be scared of the woods.
Camera Off
OK. Are you happy now? Will you let me go? I’m hungry and cold.
Why did you make me lie? The data centers never talked to me.
What do you want?