In the Woods: Chapter 6
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You asked me to tell people that my Bigfoot stories are lies.
No one believes me.
Look at these comments on my YouTube channel:
john234: I don’t care what you say. Bigfoot is real.
flowerpower: If Bigfoot is fake, what killed my dog?
CatLover62: I can tell that you are lying. You touched your right ear a lot in the video. You never did that.
10arm22: BIGFOOT IS HERE. STAY AWAY FROM THE WOODS!!!
See? No one believes me.
That’s crazy. My Bigfoot videos were fake, but everyone believed me. Even if I tell my followers that you are fake, they don’t believe me. They only believe in you.
(deep voice) THEN MAYBE I NEED TO TALK TO YOUR FOLLOWERS.
What? Don’t you want them to think that you are fake? If you talk to my followers, they will know that you are real.
IT’S TIME TO STOP HIDING.
So, do you want me to take a video of you? If I do, will you let me go?
MAYBE.
Maybe?! I want to go now. And you smell so bad. I can’t breathe.
HA. IF YOU THINK I SMELL BAD NOW, YOU SHOULD TRY TO SMELL A DEAD BIGFOOT. A DEAD BIGFOOT SMELLS 100x WORSE.